Daddy's drivin mommy

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It's what your dad yells when he's gettin' it on with your mom.
Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' (while mom laughs and kicks him out of the room.)
Mom: 'He said that in front of the neighbor!' Dad: 'So? I'm still drivin.'
Text from Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy. You're welcome.'
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It's when your dad's got his hand in the cookie jar and your mom's not happy.
Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're not even drivin, you're just droppin.'
Text from Dad: 'I'm drivin mommy. She said I'm the best driver.'
At the dinner table: Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're the reason we're stuck in traffic.'
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It's when your dad's got his foot on the gas and your mom's got her eye on the road.
Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You're not even lookin at the road.'
Text from Dad: 'I'm drivin mommy. She's the passenger.'
At the grocery store: Dad: 'Daddy's drivin mommy!' Mom: 'You just crashed into the cart.'
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