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Daddy's credit card
The reason your parents are always stressed and always broke.
Daddy's credit card is why Mom is always yelling at the bank.
Every time I go to the mall, Daddy's credit card gets a little more destroyed.
Daddy's credit card is like a monster. It eats money and never stops.
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Daddy's Worthless Slut
A cum-loving, butt-scratching, dirty pig who does everything her daddy says. She cooks, cleans, swallows, and wipes his mess. She’s proud of her fat ass, saggy tits, and stinky hole. She’s dumb and only happy when she’s getting fucked or pregnant.
'I’d suck his dick if he asked me to, and I’d let him cum in my mouth while I cleaned the floor.'
'I don’t care if I smell like old socks. I’m his cumdump and I’m happy.'
'I don’t know what a spreadsheet is, but I know how to wipe his cum off the couch.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Worthless Slut
A stinky, loud, mouthy whore who only thinks about pleasing her man. She’ll clean his socks, eat his cum, and call him 'daddy' all day. She’s messy, dumb, and only proud of her ass and her hole.
'I’d let him cum in my mouth and then I’d clean the floor with my tongue.'
'I don’t care if I smell like a gym sock. I’m his cumdump and I’m happy.'
'I’d do anything he says, even if it means eating his cum for breakfast.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Worthless Slut
A dumb, dirty, stinky pig who only knows how to please her man. She eats his cum, cleans his mess, and calls him 'daddy.' She’s proud of her saggy tits and stinky hole. She doesn’t know what a spreadsheet is, but she knows how to wipe his cum off the couch.
'I’d let him cum on my face and then I’d wipe it off with my dirty sock.'
'I don’t care if I look like a pig. I’m his cumdump and I’m happy.'
'I’d do anything for him. Even if it means cleaning his cum off the floor with my tongue.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's War Medicine
Cheap hooch that makes old vets yell at their kids for no reason.
My dad drinks so much he thinks I'm the enemy.
He poured the whole bottle and still yelled at the mailman.
He tried to drink the cat and it hissed back.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's War Medicine
The stuff old soldiers drink to forget they're still scared of explosions.
He drinks it like it's a grenade and hopes it'll blow up the past.
He drinks it so fast he chokes on his own memories.
He drinks it to forget he used to be a man.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's War Medicine
The cheapest drink that makes old vets act like they’re still in the army.
He drinks it and yells at me like I'm a drill sergeant.
He drinks it and tries to salute the TV.
He drinks it and thinks his dog is a grenade.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Wallet Girl
A girl who fakes being sweet just to get cash from her dad or whoever pays for her stuff.
'I love you Dad!' said the girl who just asked for a new phone.
She smiled at her mom like she was her best friend, then asked for $200 for pizza.
She called her uncle 'the best person ever' right before asking for a new outfit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Wallet Girl
A girl who only likes you when you have money in your pocket.
She texted me 'I miss you' then asked for a gift card.
She cried at the dinner table just to get more allowance.
She said she was 'broke' but had a new phone the next day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Wallet Girl
A girl who takes your money like it's her birthright and acts like you're the one who owes her.
She took my wallet and said, 'You're the one who gave me money.'
She told me I was 'poor' even though I paid for her lunch.
She called me 'the worst dad ever' because I didn't give her a new toy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Wallet Girl
A girl who only wants your cash and doesn't care about your feelings.
She asked for a new game, then said I was 'mean' when I said no.
She pretended to be sad just to get more money.
She said she was 'starving' even though she had a snack in her pocket.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Wallet Girl
A girl who's only nice to you when you're handing her cash.
She said 'thank you' when I gave her money, then told me I was 'the worst dad ever' later.
She smiled at me like I was her hero, then asked for $50 for a snack.
She called me 'cool' when I gave her a gift, then said I was 'cheap' the next day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Wallet Girl
A girl who acts like she's your best friend just to get your money.
She said we were 'best friends forever' then asked me for $100.
She told me I was 'the best dad ever' and then asked for a new phone.
She said I was 'the best' then asked for $50 for a new shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Revenge
This is what happens when a daddy's little girl gets in trouble, and her daddy steps in like a madman with a mop and a bucket of rage.
My dad found out my ex cheated on me. He took a mop and chased him out of the house.
Dad saw my boyfriend's text messages. He called him a 'walking punchbag' and made him eat a sandwich.
My dad found out my ex had a kid. He showed up at the school and gave him a wedgie in front of everyone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Revenge
This is when the girl breaks up with the guy, but he won't stop talking trash. Her dad hears about it and decides to give him a lesson he won't forget.
My ex kept texting me. My dad called him and said, 'You're not getting a second chance, pal.'
My ex kept showing up at my house. My dad gave him a haircut with a lawnmower.
My ex wouldn't leave me alone. My dad threatened to put him in a meat locker.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Revenge
This is when a dad finds out some boy has been eyeing his daughter, and he decides to teach that boy a lesson with a little help from a shotgun and a lot of rage.
My dad saw some boy looking at me. He showed up at his house with a shotgun and a pie.
My dad found out about my crush. He called him and said, 'You're getting a surprise visit from my shotgun.'
My dad saw my crush at the mall. He called him and said, 'You're going to be my new meatball.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Money
Rich white girls who think the world owes them a free life and have never done a single thing without getting it handed to them like a hot, fat burger.
"Why would I ever get a job? My dad just gave me a million dollars for my birthday.", @RichGirl2005
"I don't even know how to cook. My dad cooks for me.", @DaddyFedMe
"I got a 2000 dollar phone. My dad said I deserved it.", @MyDadIsRich"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Money
People who get so mad when someone else gets rich that they start yelling at them like they did something wrong and it's all because they feel like a failure.
"Why is he so rich? He didn't even work for it!", @JealousJill
"She got a scholarship and now I'm jealous.", @ScholarshipHater
"He got a new car and now I feel like a loser.", @LoserBro"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Money
Kids who get money from their dads but can't even play a single sport and it's because their dads are gay and don't know how to play.
"I got a million dollars but I can't even run a 50 yard dash.", @NiwotFail
"My dad is gay and I don't even know how to play football.", @GayDadIssues
"I got a new car and a million dollars but I still lost the game.", @NiwotLoser"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Money
A loud, obnoxious chant that Lincoln High students yell at sports games when they think the refs are cheating and the other team is winning.
"LINCOLN! LINCOLN! REF IS A DICK!", @LincolnDrumline
"FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL! YOU SUCK!", @LincolnStudents
"REFEREES ARE CHEATING!", @LincolnHighLoud"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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