Daddy's Wallet Girl
A girl who's only nice to you when you're handing her cash.
She said 'thank you' when I gave her money, then told me I was 'the worst dad ever' later.
She smiled at me like I was her hero, then asked for $50 for a snack.
She called me 'cool' when I gave her a gift, then said I was 'cheap' the next day.
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