Daddy's Money
Kids who get money from their dads but can't even play a single sport and it's because their dads are gay and don't know how to play.
"I got a million dollars but I can't even run a 50 yard dash.", @NiwotFail
"My dad is gay and I don't even know how to play football.", @GayDadIssues
"I got a new car and a million dollars but I still lost the game.", @NiwotLoser"