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Daddy's Money
Kids who get money from their dad without having to work for it and think it's the most normal thing in the world.
"My dad gives me money every week. It's normal.", @DadMoneyBro
"I don't need to work. My dad gives me everything.", @DadIsMyBoss
"I got a new car and I didn't even ask for it.", @RichDadLife"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Money
Kids who live like they're royalty and get everything handed to them from their dad like it's a daily ritual and they don't even know how the real world works.
"I got a mansion, a car, and a million dollars. My dad is the best.", @RoyalLife
"I don't even know how to work. My dad does everything for me.", @DadIsMyEverything
"I live like a king. My dad is my king.", @KingOfDadMoney"
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little barcode
A girl who cuts her wrists just to get attention and has a dad problem worse than a junkie's cravings.
My girl’s got a knife and a daddy complex. She’s the barcode of the week.
She slit her wrists just to make me cry. Typical barcode.
Daddy’s little barcode? More like daddy’s little mess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little barcode
A crazy girl who slashes her wrists and still can’t stop talking about her dad like he’s the king of the world.
She cut her wrists and still called daddy. Real barcode stuff.
I swear she’d slit her wrists just to get a call from her dad.
That girl’s a barcode. Slit wrists and daddy’s voice on repeat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little barcode
A girl who thinks her dad is the best thing since sliced bread and cuts her wrists just to prove it.
She’s got a knife and a daddy complex. Classic barcode.
Daddy’s little barcode? She’d slit her wrists for him.
That girl’s a barcode. She’d cut her wrists just to hear daddy’s voice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Girl
A girl who still lives in her dad’s pocket like a goldfish in a goldfish bowl. She’s got designer clothes, a car that costs more than her brain, and a dad who would punch a guy for looking at her wrong.
My dad bought me a Porsche because I cried about my math test. I’m his little princess.
He paid for my concert tickets and my therapy sessions. I’m not even mad.
When my ex cheated, my dad showed up at his house with a pizza and a warning.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Girl
A girl who acts like she’s made of pure angel dust. She doesn’t smoke, she doesn’t swear, and she’s the kind of girl who thinks ‘going out’ means going to church.
My friend still says grace before every meal. She’s like a walking holy book.
She went to church on Sunday and got a perfect score on her math test. She’s a walking miracle.
She wouldn’t even drink soda unless it was diet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Girl
A girl who has everything handed to her on a silver platter. She wants to go to college? Done. She wants a summer in Europe? Sure. She wants her ex-boyfriend dead? That’s just a side dish.
She wanted a puppy, and her dad bought her a whole dog resort.
She called her dad and said she wanted a new phone, and he sent her a spaceship.
She asked for a summer in Paris, and her dad flew her there in a private jet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Girl
A girl who’s so in love with her dad, she’d probably sleep with him if he asked. She’s basically his little fuck buddy.
She asked her dad for a raise and got a new car instead.
Her dad let her skip school just because she wanted to go to the mall.
She said she’d do anything for her dad, and he took her to a spa.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Girl
When a guy acts like he has a vagina just to make his dad feel special. It’s basically a dad’s little girl in disguise.
He pulled his pants down at the dinner table just to make his dad laugh.
He showed off his junk in front of the whole family like it was a talent show.
He did it just because his dad said he looked like his mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Ashtray
smoking a cigarette in a girl's mouth while spitting on her like she's a trash can
He lit up right in her mouth and said, 'This is how you blow smoke rings.'
She was trying to talk and he kept spitting in her face like she was a damn mop.
He put the cigarette in her mouth and said, 'This is your new job.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Ashtray
a guy uses a girl’s mouth as an ashtray and gives her a face full of spit
He said, 'You’re my new ashtray,' and then he spit in her face.
She was trying to breathe and he kept putting out his cigarette in her mouth.
He said, 'You're gonna be the best ashtray I ever had,' and then he spit on her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Little Ashtray
when a guy uses a girl like an ashtray and then spits on her like she's a rug
He said, 'This is how you put out a cigarette,' and then he spit on her.
She had a cigarette in her mouth, and he said, 'Now you’re my trash can.'
He used her mouth as an ashtray and then said, 'You're gonna be my new rug.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Hand
When you give yourself a beat-down from a random guy who looks like he just walked out of a wrestling ring, all because you thought you could tough it out with a grip-strength trainer for months.
My off-hand got obliterated by some guy who looked like he could bench-press my whole family.
I tried to flex my off-hand and it got smacked by a stranger who had the hand of a monster.
I thought I was tough, but the guy who smacked my off-hand looked like he could eat me for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Hand
When your dad’s hands are so huge, they look like they belong to a giant, and when he holds your hand, it feels like you’re getting squeezed by a bear with knuckles.
My dad’s hand looks like it could crush a coconut, and when he holds mine, I feel like I’m getting squished by a bear.
His hands are so big, I feel like I’m just a tiny finger on his palm.
He holds my hand like it’s a snack and he’s ready to eat it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Dependent
A girl who would sell her soul to a demon just to keep her parents from throwing her out and cutting off her allowance.
I’d rather eat dog food than let my dad find out I failed math again.
If my mom stopped giving me cash, I’d start crying in the grocery store aisle.
I’d turn my bedroom into a shrine for my dad’s old sneakers if he asked.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Dependent
A girl who will do anything, even lie to her teachers, just to make sure her parents don’t ground her or stop paying for her phone bill.
I told my math teacher I had the flu when I actually just slept through class.
I fake texted my best friend to make my mom think I was hanging out instead of eating pizza alone.
I said I got a perfect score on the test even though I missed half the questions.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Dependent
A girl who would rather get a tattoo than let her dad know she got a D on her report card.
I got a unicorn tattoo just to hide my bad grades from my dad.
I told my mom I joined the chess club instead of telling her I failed history.
I dyed my hair purple so my dad wouldn’t notice I got in trouble again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Day
On November 5th, it's time to call your boyfriend 'daddy' and hope he doesn't throw a tantrum.
Hey baby, it's Daddy's Day! Don't make me cry.
I'm calling my boyfriend daddy. He better not ignore me.
Daddy's Day is here. I'm ready to embarrass him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Daddy's Day
A cheap copy of Daddy Day Care, like it was made by a kid who never saw a movie before.
This movie is so bad, I think it was made in a garbage can.
Daddy Day Care is like a hot dog with no bun.
This movie is worse than my math test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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