Daddy's Little Girl

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A girl who still lives in her dad’s pocket like a goldfish in a goldfish bowl. She’s got designer clothes, a car that costs more than her brain, and a dad who would punch a guy for looking at her wrong.
My dad bought me a Porsche because I cried about my math test. I’m his little princess.
He paid for my concert tickets and my therapy sessions. I’m not even mad.
When my ex cheated, my dad showed up at his house with a pizza and a warning.
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A girl who acts like she’s made of pure angel dust. She doesn’t smoke, she doesn’t swear, and she’s the kind of girl who thinks ‘going out’ means going to church.
My friend still says grace before every meal. She’s like a walking holy book.
She went to church on Sunday and got a perfect score on her math test. She’s a walking miracle.
She wouldn’t even drink soda unless it was diet.
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A girl who has everything handed to her on a silver platter. She wants to go to college? Done. She wants a summer in Europe? Sure. She wants her ex-boyfriend dead? That’s just a side dish.
She wanted a puppy, and her dad bought her a whole dog resort.
She called her dad and said she wanted a new phone, and he sent her a spaceship.
She asked for a summer in Paris, and her dad flew her there in a private jet.
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A girl who’s so in love with her dad, she’d probably sleep with him if he asked. She’s basically his little fuck buddy.
She asked her dad for a raise and got a new car instead.
Her dad let her skip school just because she wanted to go to the mall.
She said she’d do anything for her dad, and he took her to a spa.
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When a guy acts like he has a vagina just to make his dad feel special. It’s basically a dad’s little girl in disguise.
He pulled his pants down at the dinner table just to make his dad laugh.
He showed off his junk in front of the whole family like it was a talent show.
He did it just because his dad said he looked like his mom.
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