Daddy's Day

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On November 5th, it's time to call your boyfriend 'daddy' and hope he doesn't throw a tantrum.
Hey baby, it's Daddy's Day! Don't make me cry.
I'm calling my boyfriend daddy. He better not ignore me.
Daddy's Day is here. I'm ready to embarrass him.
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A cheap copy of Daddy Day Care, like it was made by a kid who never saw a movie before.
This movie is so bad, I think it was made in a garbage can.
Daddy Day Care is like a hot dog with no bun.
This movie is worse than my math test.
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On November 6th, yell 'Hey daddy' at the guys and pray they don't kill you.
Hey daddy! I'm not scared of you.
I shouted 'Hey daddy' and ran like a coward.
I yelled 'Hey daddy' and my friend laughed at me.
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It's a day to honor all your daddies, even the ones who aren't real and probably don't like you.
I honor my daddies, even the fake ones.
My daddies are not real, but I love them anyway.
My fake daddies are better than my real ones.
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Another Eddie Murphy movie that failed harder than my last math quiz.
Eddie Murphy's movie is worse than my last math quiz.
This movie is like a broken toaster.
Eddie Murphy's movie is the worst.
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Every 27th of the month is 'Daddy's Day Out,' and if you're caught outside, you're dead.
Don't go out on Daddy's Day Out, or you'll be dead.
I went out on Daddy's Day Out and got caught.
Daddy's Day Out is like a horror movie.
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