Daddy's drunk

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When Daddy guzzles whiskey like it's his job and then tries to explain why the moon is made of cheese.
Dad: 'I’m not drunk, I’m just having a conversation with the ceiling.'
Dad tried to drive home but crashed into a mailbox and a chicken.
He told my mom he was 'just tired, not drunk.' Then he passed out on the couch.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A state where Daddy talks to the TV and thinks he’s winning a game show he’s not even on.
Dad: 'I’m gonna beat that guy on the TV! He’s just a loser!'
He tried to high-five the fridge and missed.
He said the dog was giving him a 'disrespectful look.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When Daddy’s so wasted he thinks he’s a superhero and the neighbors are his archenemies.
He tried to save the world by throwing a pizza at the mailman.
He said the cat was plotting against him.
He told my mom she was 'just a sidekick.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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