Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the milk that comes from a man who’s been working out too much

My cousin’s cum looks like a spoonful of pudding. I’m not even mad.

My boyfriend’s cum is so thick, it’s like he’s been drinking protein shakes and my milk.

That guy’s cum is so creamy, I thought he was a cow.

2

the stuff that makes you wish you were a baby again

His cum is so smooth, I wish I could take a nap in it.

I ate my brother’s cum and now I’m dreaming about cookies.

That cum was so soft, it felt like my mom’s bedtime story.

3

the kind of cum that’s so good, it gives you a boner just thinking about it

His cum was so good, I got a boner in math class.

I saw his cum and instantly knew I was in love.

That cum was so hot, it made my face red.

4

the liquid that makes you want to lick the floor

His cum was so thick, I licked the floor and it was still on my tongue.

I spilled his cum on the floor and now I can’t stop licking it.

That cum was so good, I licked the table and my mom saw me.

5

the juice that makes your pants feel like they’re on fire

His cum was so strong, my pants felt like they were on fire.

I wore his cum and my pants were screaming.

That cum was so hot, I thought my pants were going to burst.

6

the stuff that makes you want to scream and cry at the same time

His cum was so good, I screamed and cried in my cereal.

I ate his cum and I was sobbing in my chair.

That cum was so amazing, I cried happy tears.