Discover Slang

A guy who thinks he’s the best but is actually a total waste of space. He lies to everyone and nobody believes him.

my giant sausage balls hanging down like a fat man’s pants

the meaty mess that hangs between my legs like a bag of rotten meat

the giant meat bags that slap me every time I walk

the biggest, ugliest nutsack this side of the toilet

the meaty mess that hangs down like a sad old man’s pants

the giant meat sack that smells like a sewer and weighs like a cow

A dad who’s also your stepbro. He’s like your dad and your half-bro. He’s got the worst timing and the worst fashion sense. He’s the reason you have to live with him.

A bro who lives in a bro house with other bros, has adopted kids, and treats them like meat. He’s got a maid who’s also a slave and a fridge full of beer. He doesn’t talk, he just box-fights.

Your dad and your stepbro are both giving you the worst time. They’re both fucking you and they’re both ruining your life.

A game like Marco Polo but in the dark and completely naked. You feel people up to guess who they are. If you guess right, you get to be ‘daddy’ and everyone else has to suffer.

Yeah daddy is a weird way to talk. It sounds like you're being extra annoying. People use it when they’re trying to be cool but are actually just weird.

Ahh yeah daddy is just a loud, stupid cry. You scream it like you’re in a horror movie and your brain is melting.

The sound of a hoe getting smashed by a man who doesn’t know how to do it right. It’s like a meat grinder and a pizza party.

Fuck me daddy is what you yell when you’re getting pounded like a drum. It’s normal during sex, but it’s also embarrassing.

You know what you’re here for. You go to church and read the whole Bible like it’s a trashy novel.

That’s just a smiley face. It’s like saying you’re happy but also kind of lazy.

The reason you lost your fries is because your dad is a messy, greasy, meat-eating monster.

Your dad ate your fries because he’s too lazy to make his own food and he’s also a total jerk.

Your dad ate your fries because he thinks he’s the main character and everyone else is just background noise.