Daddy, yeah?!
A game like Marco Polo but in the dark and completely naked. You feel people up to guess who they are. If you guess right, you get to be ‘daddy’ and everyone else has to suffer.
Marco! Marco! I found you, you smelly pig!
Daddy! You’re the one who peed in the pool!
I’m not a pig, I’m a lion, and I’m gonna eat you!