Daddy, yeah?!

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A game like Marco Polo but in the dark and completely naked. You feel people up to guess who they are. If you guess right, you get to be ‘daddy’ and everyone else has to suffer.
Marco! Marco! I found you, you smelly pig!
Daddy! You’re the one who peed in the pool!
I’m not a pig, I’m a lion, and I’m gonna eat you!
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Yeah daddy is a weird way to talk. It sounds like you're being extra annoying. People use it when they’re trying to be cool but are actually just weird.
Give me the dune run daddy, or I’ll tell your mom you’re a baby!
Oh yea daddy, I’m going to beat you up!
Daddy likee, I like dudes, and I also like you.
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Ahh yeah daddy is just a loud, stupid cry. You scream it like you’re in a horror movie and your brain is melting.
Ahh yeah daddy, I’m going to kill you!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, HARDER!
I’m going to scream until my throat is gone!
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The sound of a hoe getting smashed by a man who doesn’t know how to do it right. It’s like a meat grinder and a pizza party.
The hoe is choking it down, and it’s glorious!
That hoe is getting it like a hot dog at a baseball game!
He’s choking it down so hard, he might puke!
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Fuck me daddy is what you yell when you’re getting pounded like a drum. It’s normal during sex, but it’s also embarrassing.
Fuck me daddy, I’m going to die!
Oh yeah, fuck me, I’m going to cry!
Daddy, I’m getting it like a dog at the park!
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You know what you’re here for. You go to church and read the whole Bible like it’s a trashy novel.
I’m here for the drama and the crying!
I read the whole Bible like it was a bedtime story.
I’m here for the drama, the crying, and the weird stuff!
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That’s just a smiley face. It’s like saying you’re happy but also kind of lazy.
I sent him a smiley face and he cried.
I put a smiley face on my pizza, and now it’s happy.
She sent me a smiley face and I felt weird.
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