Daddy-Bro

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A dad who’s also your stepbro. He’s like your dad and your half-bro. He’s got the worst timing and the worst fashion sense. He’s the reason you have to live with him.
My dad and my stepbro are both my dad. It’s like having two daddies but only one dad who’s actually decent.
My dad is my stepbro and my dad. He’s the reason I have to eat cereal for dinner.
My dad is my stepbro. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just dad-bro and he’s annoying.
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A bro who lives in a bro house with other bros, has adopted kids, and treats them like meat. He’s got a maid who’s also a slave and a fridge full of beer. He doesn’t talk, he just box-fights.
My bro-daddy lives in a bro house with 10 bros and 5 adopted kids. He fights them all with boxing gloves.
Bro-daddy has a maid who’s also his sex slave. He doesn’t even talk. He just box-fights.
Bro-daddy has a fridge full of beer and no feelings. He’s just a bro who box-fights kids all day.
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Your dad and your stepbro are both giving you the worst time. They’re both fucking you and they’re both ruining your life.
My dad and my stepbro are both fucking me. It’s like double trouble.
My dad and my stepbro are both giving me the worst time. I’m tired of being their guinea pig.
My dad and my stepbro are both ruining my life. They’re both fucking me and I hate it.
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