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B-Mark
A guy so obsessed with dicks and nuts, he’d crawl through a sewer to get closer.
He tried to sneak into the school nurse's office just to see her take off her shirt.
He once asked a cop for directions and then tried to hug him.
He followed a guy to the gym and started doing squats with him just to get near his crotch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mark
A human being so addicted to penis, he needs a detox or he'll vomit cum all over the floor.
He started a group chat called 'Cum Club' and it had 12 people.
He tried to eat a hot dog and it looked like a penis, so he cried.
He texted his mom and said, 'I think I'm dying from cum.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mark
A dude who has tubes in his chest, lies to everyone, and falls for guys who look like girls.
He tried to message a girl on MySpace and said, 'I love your face, I think you’re a boy.'
He told his teacher he was sick, but he was just watching cheerleading practice.
He told his dad he had a job, but it was just a lie to get out of the house.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mark
A man who drinks so much beer, he starts talking to mickeys and waters the grass like it’s a war.
He was wearing a beer helmet and shouting at two mickeys in the park.
He tried to water the grass and yelled, 'Go on, you little green guys, fight!'
He fell over while trying to spray the lawn and started crying about the mickeys.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mark
A person standing in a yard, wearing a wife beater, and trying to drown kids with a garden hose.
He sprayed a kid and said, 'I'm gonna get you!'
He chased a kid around the block with a hose.
He turned on the hose and started singing to the kids like it was a concert.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mark
A total legend, like a god, but with a huge ego and the best looks.
He told the whole school he was a god and had a picture of himself in a crown.
He walked into class and said, 'I am the most attractive person on Earth.'
He posted on Instagram, 'I am the king, and I look good in this shirt.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Man Shuffle
You take your pants off and throw your belt like a coward. You waddle toward the fight like a naked penguin with a beer in each hand. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and you run like a baby with a broken leg.
My pants were gone. My belt was a projectile. I looked like a naked penguin with a beer in each hand. They ran.
I took my pants off and threw my belt like a f***ing coward. They ran like I was on fire.
I walked into the fight like a naked penguin. They all ran away. I won by default.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Man Shuffle
You drop your pants to your ankles, throw your belt like a f***ing idiot, and waddle toward a fight like a drunk naked man. You look like a f***ing fool, but no one wants to fight you when you're drunk and naked.
I dropped my pants and threw my belt like a f***ing idiot. They ran like I was a monster.
I waddled toward them like a drunk naked man. They ran like I was going to bite them.
They saw me with no pants and a belt in the air. They ran like I was a f***ing ghost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Man Shuffle
You strip down to your bare essentials, toss your belt like a f***ing coward, and waddle into a fight like a drunk naked man. You look so ridiculous, they all run away in fear.
I took off my pants and tossed my belt like a coward. They ran like I was a naked monster.
I waddled into the fight like a drunk man with no pants. They ran like I was going to punch them.
I looked like a f***ing fool with no pants. They all ran like I was on fire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mama
A Jewish guy who can't stop thinking about sex and loves guys more than anything
B-Mama asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. I said yes. He said, 'I don't watch movies. I watch guys.'
He tried to flirt with my uncle. My uncle said, 'You're not my type.' B-Mama said, 'You're not my type either.'
At the bar, he hit on the bartender. The bartender said, 'I work here.' B-Mama said, 'So do I.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mama
A guy who's Jewish, hot, and can't stop thinking about having sex with other guys
B-Mama walked into the room and said, 'I came to find a guy who can hold a conversation and a erection.'
He asked me if I wanted to go to the gym. I said no. He said, 'Then why are you here?'
He tried to talk to the mailman. The mailman said, 'I just deliver mail.' B-Mama said, 'I deliver sex.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mama
A Jewish man who's got more sex on his mind than a porn star at a hotel
B-Mama said, 'I came here to find a guy who's not afraid to get naked.' I said, 'I'm not afraid. I'm excited.'
He walked into the restaurant and said, 'I'm here for food and fun.' The waiter said, 'We have both.'
He told me, 'I don't need a date. I need a guy who knows how to make love.' I said, 'I know how to make love.' He said, 'Good.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Magic
A guy who thinks his chest is the reason he gets respect. He flexes it like it's a trophy and acts like he's the king of the universe.
He said, 'I don't need no shirt, my chest speaks for itself.'
He walked into the room and said, 'Look at me, I'm the best.'
He texted me, 'You should've seen me today, I was chest-fabulous.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Magic
A man who uses his chest to flirt. He leans in, pokes it out, and acts like it's the most seductive thing ever.
He said, 'I just had to show you my best feature.'
He winked and said, 'This is my secret weapon.'
He sent a photo with, 'Check this out, baby.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Magic
A man who thinks his chest is the only thing worth talking about. He brings it up in every conversation, even when it's not needed.
He said, 'We should talk about my chest, it's the best topic.'
He started a conversation with, 'Did I tell you about my chest yet?'
He texted me, 'Your chest is nothing compared to mine.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Magic
A man who uses his chest to show off. He does it in the most dramatic way possible, like it's a big deal.
He said, 'I just had to show you how amazing my chest is.'
He did a slow turn and said, 'Look at this, it's magical.'
He posted a video with, 'This is my chest, and it's legendary.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Magic
A man who thinks his chest is the most important thing in the world. He uses it to impress people, even if they don't care.
He said, 'I'm the most important man because of my chest.'
He told me, 'You should be impressed by my chest.'
He posted, 'My chest is so good, it's unfair.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mac(ing)
B-Mac(ing) is when someone thinks they're the only genius in the room and everyone else is an idiot. They talk like they know everything, but it's usually total garbage.
I said the sky is blue. He said it's purple and made of glitter. I asked him why. He said I'm dumb.
He told me I was wrong about the math problem. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
He posted a tweet saying the moon was made of cheese. I replied with a picture of a moon and a question mark. He blocked me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mac(ing)
B-Mac(ing) is when someone talks like they're the smartest person in the world, but their ideas are so dumb it makes your brain hurt. They don’t back down unless someone yells at them.
He said he invented pizza. I said I did. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He left.
He tried to explain why the sun comes up. He said it’s because it’s tired. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong.
He told me I was wrong about the weather. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B-Mac(ing)
B-Mac(ing) is when someone thinks they're always right, even when they're clearly wrong. They copy other people’s ideas and then act like it was their own.
He said he invented the wheel. I said I did. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He left.
He wore my shirt to school and said it was his. I said it was mine. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
He told me I was wrong about the test. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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