B-Mama said, 'I came here to find a guy who's not afraid to get naked.' I said, 'I'm not afraid. I'm excited.'

He walked into the restaurant and said, 'I'm here for food and fun.' The waiter said, 'We have both.'

He told me, 'I don't need a date. I need a guy who knows how to make love.' I said, 'I know how to make love.' He said, 'Good.'