B-Mama

B-Mama asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. I said yes. He said, 'I don't watch movies. I watch guys.'

He tried to flirt with my uncle. My uncle said, 'You're not my type.' B-Mama said, 'You're not my type either.'

At the bar, he hit on the bartender. The bartender said, 'I work here.' B-Mama said, 'So do I.'

B-Mama walked into the room and said, 'I came to find a guy who can hold a conversation and a erection.'

He asked me if I wanted to go to the gym. I said no. He said, 'Then why are you here?'

He tried to talk to the mailman. The mailman said, 'I just deliver mail.' B-Mama said, 'I deliver sex.'

B-Mama said, 'I came here to find a guy who's not afraid to get naked.' I said, 'I'm not afraid. I'm excited.'

He walked into the restaurant and said, 'I'm here for food and fun.' The waiter said, 'We have both.'

He told me, 'I don't need a date. I need a guy who knows how to make love.' I said, 'I know how to make love.' He said, 'Good.'