B-Mac(ing)
B-Mac(ing) is when someone talks like they're the smartest person in the world, but their ideas are so dumb it makes your brain hurt. They don’t back down unless someone yells at them.
He said he invented pizza. I said I did. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He left.
He tried to explain why the sun comes up. He said it’s because it’s tired. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong.
He told me I was wrong about the weather. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.