B-Mac(ing)

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B-Mac(ing) is when someone thinks they're the only genius in the room and everyone else is an idiot. They talk like they know everything, but it's usually total garbage.
I said the sky is blue. He said it's purple and made of glitter. I asked him why. He said I'm dumb.
He told me I was wrong about the math problem. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
He posted a tweet saying the moon was made of cheese. I replied with a picture of a moon and a question mark. He blocked me.
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B-Mac(ing) is when someone talks like they're the smartest person in the world, but their ideas are so dumb it makes your brain hurt. They don’t back down unless someone yells at them.
He said he invented pizza. I said I did. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He left.
He tried to explain why the sun comes up. He said it’s because it’s tired. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong.
He told me I was wrong about the weather. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
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B-Mac(ing) is when someone thinks they're always right, even when they're clearly wrong. They copy other people’s ideas and then act like it was their own.
He said he invented the wheel. I said I did. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He left.
He wore my shirt to school and said it was his. I said it was mine. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
He told me I was wrong about the test. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong.
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B-Mac(ing) is when someone thinks they're the only one who knows anything. They get mad when you point out their mistakes and then run away when you yell at them.
He said he could beat me in a fight. I said I could beat him. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
He told me I was wrong about the movie. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
He said he was the best at everything. I said I was. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
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B-Mac(ing) is when someone is full of themselves and thinks they're always right, even when they're clearly wrong. They steal other people's ideas and then act like they came up with them first.
He said he invented the internet. I said I did. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He ran away.
He wore my hat and said it was his. I said it was mine. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
He told me I was wrong about the game. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
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B-Mac(ing) is when someone is too full of themselves to notice they're wrong. They argue with everyone just to feel important and then run when someone stands up to them.
He told me I was wrong about the math. I said I was right. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
He said he was the best at everything. I said I was. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
He said he could beat me in a fight. I said I could beat him. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. I said he was wrong. He said I was wrong. He ran away.
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