B-Man Shuffle

You take your pants off and throw your belt like a coward. You waddle toward the fight like a naked penguin with a beer in each hand. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and you run like a baby with a broken leg.

You drop your pants to your ankles, throw your belt like a f***ing idiot, and waddle toward a fight like a drunk naked man. You look like a f***ing fool, but no one wants to fight you when you're drunk and naked.

You strip down to your bare essentials, toss your belt like a f***ing coward, and waddle into a fight like a drunk naked man. You look so ridiculous, they all run away in fear.