B-Mark

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A guy so obsessed with dicks and nuts, he’d crawl through a sewer to get closer.

He tried to sneak into the school nurse's office just to see her take off her shirt.

He once asked a cop for directions and then tried to hug him.

He followed a guy to the gym and started doing squats with him just to get near his crotch.

A human being so addicted to penis, he needs a detox or he'll vomit cum all over the floor.

He started a group chat called 'Cum Club' and it had 12 people.

He tried to eat a hot dog and it looked like a penis, so he cried.

He texted his mom and said, 'I think I'm dying from cum.'

A dude who has tubes in his chest, lies to everyone, and falls for guys who look like girls.

He tried to message a girl on MySpace and said, 'I love your face, I think you’re a boy.'

He told his teacher he was sick, but he was just watching cheerleading practice.

He told his dad he had a job, but it was just a lie to get out of the house.

A man who drinks so much beer, he starts talking to mickeys and waters the grass like it’s a war.

He was wearing a beer helmet and shouting at two mickeys in the park.

He tried to water the grass and yelled, 'Go on, you little green guys, fight!'

He fell over while trying to spray the lawn and started crying about the mickeys.

A person standing in a yard, wearing a wife beater, and trying to drown kids with a garden hose.

He sprayed a kid and said, 'I'm gonna get you!'

He chased a kid around the block with a hose.

He turned on the hose and started singing to the kids like it was a concert.

A total legend, like a god, but with a huge ego and the best looks.

He told the whole school he was a god and had a picture of himself in a crown.

He walked into class and said, 'I am the most attractive person on Earth.'

He posted on Instagram, 'I am the king, and I look good in this shirt.'