Discover Slang

Daria, why are you also a Daddykins? Are you trying to confuse us?

Daria is the only person who can shut both of them up at the same time.

Daria is like the parent of all Daddykins.

I love you so much I want to punch you and then give you a hug.

You’re my favorite person, but I might beat you up for being so annoying.

I love you so much I might start a fight just to say I love you.

He plays Fortnite like it’s a war. And he hates everyone else like it’s a real war.

He’s not even a real racists. He’s just a racists who plays video games.

He’s like the racists of Fortnite. He plays it and hates all the other racists.

They ride bikes to Food Lion just to buy candy. It’s like they have no life.

They only go to Target to buy candy. They don’t even care about the other stuff.

They ride bikes to Checkers just to get candy. They’re like the candy mafia.

Daddykawa is my new spirit animal. I'm gonna be him when I grow up.

I'm not crying. You're crying. Daddykawa is real.

If I had a dollar for every time I called him Daddykawa, I'd be rich and also Oikawa.

Daddykawa is the reason I passed my math test. He’s a god.

I called him Daddykawa and now I can’t stop laughing.

Daddykawa is the only reason I didn’t fail gym.

Daddykawa is the best thing to ever happen to me. I love him.

I told my mom I was dating Daddykawa and she said I was crazy.

Daddykawa is my new favorite person. I can’t even.

Daddykawa is the reason I stayed up until 2 AM.

I can’t stop saying Daddykawa. It’s annoying.

Daddykawa is the only reason I passed my history test.

Daddykawa is the best thing ever. I swear.

I called him Daddykawa and now I’m stuck with it.

Daddykawa is like my new best friend. I love him.

Daddykawa is the reason I’m happy today.

I’m not crying. You’re crying. Daddykawa is real.

I told my teacher I was dating Daddykawa and she said I was weird.

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: To get to the other side. Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road again? Son: Because you told the joke twice.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a pizza. Son: I hate you.

Dad: Why did the tomato turn red? Son: Because it saw the salad dressing. Dad: That's not funny. Son: Yeah, but it's dad funny.

Dad: You're gonna fail life. Son: I know. Dad: I raised you. Son: You also gave me a bad sense of humor.

Dad: I'm your dad. You're my kid. Son: I'm also your enemy. Dad: That's not a real thing.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a chicken. Son: I hate you. Dad: That's the joke.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a chicken. Son: I hate you. Dad: That's the joke. Son: I hate you more.

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: Because you told the joke again. Dad: That's not funny. Son: It's dad funny.

Dad: I'm your dad. Son: I'm your enemy. Dad: That's not a real thing. Son: It is now.

Bro just walked in and I felt my face melt off

My crush wore a shirt and I got a boner in math class

That guy at the gym looked like he just stepped out of a commercial

I got a 100 on the test and immediately passed out

I got promoted and cried in the office

I ate three pizzas and felt like a god

Dad, why did you yell at the pizza delivery guy? You’re not even mad about the extra cheese!

He tried to explain the game to me like I was a toddler. I left.

He called me a 'disgrace to the family' because I wore socks with sandals. I still have the receipt.

He forgot his password and blamed the internet. The internet doesn’t even have a password.

He tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and he’s still bragging about it.

He said he’d ‘hack the system’ if he had to. He still can’t get his email to work.

He cried when the coffee went cold. I took a sip and it was barely lukewarm.

He said he’d ‘face the fire’ for me. Then he ran out when the espresso machine started.

He tried to be cool, but the cold coffee made him sob like a baby.

'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a full-time dad in a kid’s body.'

'I’m not a dad, I’m a daddygender. There’s a difference.'

'If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a dad, I’d be rich and still a daddygender.'

'I’m a daddygender, so you have to listen to me.'

'I’m not just a daddygender, I’m a dad on a break.'

'If I say I’m a daddygender, the barista gives me free fries.'