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The man who thinks he's the king of everything and still can't handle a little drama
Dad, why did you yell at the pizza delivery guy? You’re not even mad about the extra cheese!
He tried to explain the game to me like I was a toddler. I left.
He called me a 'disgrace to the family' because I wore socks with sandals. I still have the receipt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A man who thinks he's got the whole world figured out, but can't even remember his own password
He forgot his password and blamed the internet. The internet doesn’t even have a password.
He tried to fix my phone. Now it’s broken and he’s still bragging about it.
He said he’d ‘hack the system’ if he had to. He still can’t get his email to work.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The man who thinks he’s tough, but cries when his coffee is cold
He cried when the coffee went cold. I took a sip and it was barely lukewarm.
He said he’d ‘face the fire’ for me. Then he ran out when the espresso machine started.
He tried to be cool, but the cold coffee made him sob like a baby.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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