Daddykins

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A guy who is kinda cute but you’re too lazy or too scared to actually date him. He’s like a snack you don’t wanna eat because it might be bad.

Why is he still talking to me? He’s not even cute enough to be my backup plan.

He’s like my second favorite snack. Still not worth the effort.

He’s the guy who flirts with me but never asks me out. I’m just his side dish.

What your kid calls their dad when they’re begging for money or trying to get out of trouble. It’s like being a puppy and whining for treats.

Daddykins, I’ll fail all my tests if you don’t give me money!

Daddykins, I promise I won’t eat the last slice of pizza if you let me stay up late.

Daddykins, I will cry if you don’t buy me that toy.

A girl named Daria who is also a Daddykins. She’s like the only person who can handle both of them at the same time.

Daria, why are you also a Daddykins? Are you trying to confuse us?

Daria is the only person who can shut both of them up at the same time.

Daria is like the parent of all Daddykins.

Calling someone you love so much you want to beat them up and then hug them at the same time.

I love you so much I want to punch you and then give you a hug.

You’re my favorite person, but I might beat you up for being so annoying.

I love you so much I might start a fight just to say I love you.

A guy who loves Fortnite and also hates everyone else. He’s like a racists who plays video games instead of being a real racists.

He plays Fortnite like it’s a war. And he hates everyone else like it’s a real war.

He’s not even a real racists. He’s just a racists who plays video games.

He’s like the racists of Fortnite. He plays it and hates all the other racists.

A group of kids who ride bikes everywhere just to buy candy. They ride to Food Lion and Target just to get more candy.

They ride bikes to Food Lion just to buy candy. It’s like they have no life.

They only go to Target to buy candy. They don’t even care about the other stuff.

They ride bikes to Checkers just to get candy. They’re like the candy mafia.