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Dadpa
A dadpa is a man who fathered his children and then his grandchildren. He’s like a dad who’s too proud to stop having kids.
My dadpa had four kids and then got my cousin pregnant. He’s like a man who just can’t stay out of the drama.
He said, 'I’m a dadpa and I’m not done.' I said, 'You’re not done. You’re just getting started.'
He’s a dadpa and he still goes out clubbing. He’s got six kids and a grandkid. He’s not slowing down.
Dadormodamishrekpennic
A curse from the heavens that only the dumbest people can handle
My math test was a Dadormodamishrekpennic
That sandwich is a Dadormodamishrekpennic
My mom's cooking is a Dadormodamishrekpennic
Dadormodamishrekpennic
A ship so bad it’s good, but still smells like old socks and regret
That ship is the Dadormodamishrekpennic
I sailed the Dadormodamishrekpennic and survived
The Dadormodamishrekpennic is the worst best ship ever
Dadophobia
When a guy tries to be a good dad and actually shows up for his kids, some people get mad and start making fun of him like he’s a radioactive waste dump.
'Why is he still here? He’s not even a real dad, he’s just a dad in training!'
‘He took paternity leave? That’s not a man’s job, that’s a woman’s job!’
‘He’s trying to be cool in public with his kid? That’s not manly, that’s babyish.’
Dadophobia
It’s when someone sees a dad doing his job and instead of being happy, they act like they’re being personally attacked by a swarm of bees.
‘He’s holding his kid’s hand? That’s not a dad, that’s a walking baby!’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a part-time man.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a meal-prep dad.’
Dadophobia
When someone sees a dad being nice and instead of saying nice things, they start throwing insults like they’re in a wrestling match.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a math teacher in disguise.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
Dadophobia
It’s when someone sees a dad being a dad and instead of being happy, they act like they’ve been personally insulted by a whole bunch of bad decisions.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s lost his mind.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
Dadophobia
It’s when someone sees a dad doing his job and instead of being happy, they act like they’ve been personally attacked by a group of angry squirrels.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s lost his mind.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
Dadophobia
It’s when someone sees a dad being a dad and instead of being happy, they act like they’ve been personally insulted by a group of angry squirrels.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s lost his mind.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’
Dadoosh
A loud, angry noise you make when something hits you or crashes down like a stupid brick wall.
'Dadoosh!' he yelled when the pizza box flew into his face.
'Dadoosh!' she screamed as the ceiling fan fell on her head.
'Dadoosh!' he said when the door slammed in his face for the third time.
Dadoosh
The sound of a person being hit by something or something falling, like a really bad punchline.
'Dadoosh!' he said when the chair fell on his foot.
'Dadoosh!' she said when the dog ran into her leg.
'Dadoosh!' he yelled when the wall came crashing down.
Dadoosh
A big, noisy sound you make when something hits you or something drops on you like a sack of bricks.
'Dadoosh!' he said when the soup spilled on his shirt.
'Dadoosh!' she yelled when the lamp fell on her head.
'Dadoosh!' he said when the door hit him in the face.
Dadoosh
The sound of a person getting hit or something falling, like when you drop a brick on your foot and it's the worst.
'Dadoosh!' he said when the book fell on his toe.
'Dadoosh!' she said when the cat jumped on her head.
'Dadoosh!' he yelled when the table collapsed under him.
Dadoosh
A loud, messy sound you make when you get hit by something or something crashes down like a big, angry rock.
'Dadoosh!' he said when the glass broke on his foot.
'Dadoosh!' she yelled when the curtain fell on her head.
'Dadoosh!' he said when the door hit him in the face again.
Dadoodlie
A fancy way to yell out a curse like a angry toddler
Dadoodlie! My pants are on fire!
Dadoodlie! I failed math again!
Dadoodlie! My mom said I can't have candy for a month!
Dadoodlie
A loud and ugly way to say something that sounds like a dying cat
Dadoodlie! My dog ate my homework!
Dadoodlie! I got grounded for life!
Dadoodlie! My shoes are stuck in the mud!
Dadoodlie
A swear word that sounds like a confused dinosaur roared it
Dadoodlie! I spilled my cereal everywhere!
Dadoodlie! My video game is broken!
Dadoodlie! My brother took my snack!
Dadoodlie
A big, loud, and stupid way to say you’re really, really mad
Dadoodlie! My mom said no video games!
Dadoodlie! My dog peed on my bed!
Dadoodlie! I lost my favorite toy!
Dadoodlie
A made-up word that sounds like a giant pig yelled it
Dadoodlie! My math test was super hard!
Dadoodlie! I got in trouble again!
Dadoodlie! My friend said I’m a weirdo!
Dadoodle
A fake penis you say when you're caught doing something stupid. It's like a secret code for your parents.
Dadoodle! I swear I was just doing math homework!
Dadoodle! I was trying to fix the Wi-Fi!
Dadoodle! I was practicing for the talent show!
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