Dadophobia
It’s when someone sees a dad being a dad and instead of being happy, they act like they’ve been personally insulted by a group of angry squirrels.
‘He’s even helping his kid with homework? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s lost his mind.’
‘He took time off work to be with his kid? That’s not a man, that’s a man who’s been replaced by a baby.’
‘He’s even feeding his kid in public? That’s not a dad, that’s a dad who’s trying to be a dad.’