Dadoodle

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A fake penis you say when you're caught doing something stupid. It's like a secret code for your parents.

Dadoodle! I swear I was just doing math homework!

Dadoodle! I was trying to fix the Wi-Fi!

Dadoodle! I was practicing for the talent show!

A made-up body part you use when you're too lazy to think of a real excuse. It's like a lie with a little extra fluff.

Dadoodle! I was just watching the birds outside!

Dadoodle! I was meditating!

Dadoodle! I was writing a poem about my socks!

A sneaky way to pretend you're doing something innocent when you're really being a total idiot.

Dadoodle! I was just cleaning my room!

Dadoodle! I was feeding the cat!

Dadoodle! I was trying to become a superhero!

A magical word you whisper when your parents are watching. It makes everything disappear like a fart in a fridge.

Dadoodle! I was just doing my homework!

Dadoodle! I was watching a documentary about chickens!

Dadoodle! I was talking to my imaginary friend!

A secret weapon used during sex or when you're trying not to get caught doing something stupid.

Dadoodle! I was just stretching!

Dadoodle! I was trying to solve the mystery of the missing pizza!

Dadoodle! I was doing a magic trick!