Daddyitus

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When you start acting like your dad and tell stupid jokes that make you sound like a broken toilet.

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: To get to the other side. Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road again? Son: Because you told the joke twice.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a pizza. Son: I hate you.

Dad: Why did the tomato turn red? Son: Because it saw the salad dressing. Dad: That's not funny. Son: Yeah, but it's dad funny.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A disease that makes you sound like your dad and act like you're the one who raised him.

Dad: You're gonna fail life. Son: I know. Dad: I raised you. Son: You also gave me a bad sense of humor.

Dad: I'm your dad. You're my kid. Son: I'm also your enemy. Dad: That's not a real thing.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a chicken. Son: I hate you. Dad: That's the joke.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you start to think you're the dad and your kids think you're a total idiot.

Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a chicken. Son: I hate you. Dad: That's the joke. Son: I hate you more.

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: Because you told the joke again. Dad: That's not funny. Son: It's dad funny.

Dad: I'm your dad. Son: I'm your enemy. Dad: That's not a real thing. Son: It is now.

by Slangipedia 15d ago