Dad: I'm gonna tell you a joke. Son: No. Dad: It's about a chicken. Son: I hate you. Dad: That's the joke. Son: I hate you more.

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son: Because you told the joke again. Dad: That's not funny. Son: It's dad funny.

Dad: I'm your dad. Son: I'm your enemy. Dad: That's not a real thing. Son: It is now.