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When someone looks so good they make your pants feel like they're about to explode

Bro just walked in and I felt my face melt off

My crush wore a shirt and I got a boner in math class

That guy at the gym looked like he just stepped out of a commercial

When you feel like you’re the king of the world, but also like you’re about to die

I got a 100 on the test and immediately passed out

I got promoted and cried in the office

I ate three pizzas and felt like a god