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To get so wasted you can’t even stand up straight without looking like a drunk flamingo.

To get so wild in a warzone you’re more of a menace than the enemy.

So dumb you could’ve been born in a trash can and still been smarter.

So good you could make a saint jealous and still have time to take a nap.

Used when someone is asking stupid questions like a toddler with a broken brain.

So wasted you could be a drunk flamingo and still be cooler than a chicken in a snowstorm.

So wasted you could be a drunk flamingo and still be cooler than a chicken in a snowstorm.

Daffd is when something is so cute it makes you want to slap it and then cry because you’re a softie.

Daffd is like saying 'cute' but with extra glitter and a middle finger to the people who don’t understand why you’re typing it.

Daffd is when you’re too lazy to say 'cute' but still want to sound fancy and maybe a little bit trashy.

Daffaro is a sly son of a gun who hides his feelings like a thief hides loot. But deep down, he’s a softie who secretly worries about everyone else’s problems. He’s the kind of guy who’d sneak you a midnight snack if you asked nicely.

Daffaro is the kind of guy who acts like he’s got it all together, but he’s just holding it all in. He’s a real person, even if he’s the only one who doesn’t know he’s real. He’s the type who’d let you ride through Jakarta just to avoid talking about his feelings.

A stupid old man way to say « cigarette » like he's still in the 1950s and still thinks smoking is cool.

A fancy word for « cigarette » that only people who hate themselves use.

A word that means « cigarette », but it sounds like something a rat would say.

Daffalissispukis is a stupid ritual where you force new KKK members to kill three black people with a hamster. If they mess it up, the whole Amish town will hate you.

Daffalissispukis is when you make new KKK members murder three black people with a hamster. If they fail, the Amish will throw you out of the barn and feed you to the pigs.

Daffalissispukis is a stupid KKK rule that makes new members kill three black people with a hamster. If they don't, the Amish will beat you with a chicken and a shovel.

Daffakanism is a messed-up cult from Upton, Massachusetts that started way before anyone had a smartphone. They worship giant floating blobs called Daffakas that eat office workers who don’t know what’s coming. You don’t wanna be sacrificed, trust me.

Daffakanism is a stupid religion where people get eaten by big floating blobs called Daffakas. They come from Upton, Massachusetts, and they hate cubicle workers. They also hate angry Scotsmen, crossing guards, and 5-string banjos, don’t ask why.