Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To get so wasted you can’t even stand up straight without looking like a drunk flamingo.

I drank seven shots and now I’m Daffed. I tried to dance, and I fell over.

He Daffed so hard he started talking to the wall like it was his ex.

She Daffed at the party and tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ but it sounded like a cat with a broken voice.

2

To get so wild in a warzone you’re more of a menace than the enemy.

He Daffed in the middle of the battle and started throwing grenades at his own side.

She Daffed so hard she took out three soldiers and a tank.

He Daffed in the warzone and tried to fight a whole army with a spoon.

3

So dumb you could’ve been born in a trash can and still been smarter.

He Daffed through the test and answered ‘potato’ to the question ‘What is the capital of France?’

She Daffed so bad she thought the moon was a giant cheeseburger.

He Daffed and tried to explain the theory of relativity with a banana.

4

So good you could make a saint jealous and still have time to take a nap.

He Daffed through the whole concert and even the lead singer was impressed.

She Daffed so much she turned her enemy into her best friend.

He Daffed at the party and got everyone to start a conga line with him.

5

Used when someone is asking stupid questions like a toddler with a broken brain.

‘Why is the sky blue?’ I’m Daffed, I just looked it up last year.

She asked me if water was wet and I had to Daff for that.

He asked ‘Is pizza a fruit?’ and I told him to Daff it.

6

So wasted you could be a drunk flamingo and still be cooler than a chicken in a snowstorm.

He Daffed so bad he tried to talk to his dog and the dog gave him the side-eye.

She Daffed and started crying at a traffic jam.

He Daffed so hard he fell into a lake and came out with a fish in his hand.

7

So wasted you could be a drunk flamingo and still be cooler than a chicken in a snowstorm.

He Daffed so bad he tried to talk to his dog and the dog gave him the side-eye.

She Daffed and started crying at a traffic jam.

He Daffed so hard he fell into a lake and came out with a fish in his hand.