Daffalissispukis
Daffalissispukis is a stupid KKK rule that makes new members kill three black people with a hamster. If they don't, the Amish will beat you with a chicken and a shovel.
My friend got beaten with a chicken and a shovel because the hamster just waved at the black people.
The hamster was a tough one and it beat up the KKK member. The Amish were proud but still beat me.
The hamster was so scared it peed on the black people. The Amish called it a holy miracle and still beat me.