Daffalissispukis

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Daffalissispukis is a stupid ritual where you force new KKK members to kill three black people with a hamster. If they mess it up, the whole Amish town will hate you.
The KKK newb tried to use a hamster to kill a black guy, but the hamster ran away and bit the guy. The Amish are now crying in a cornfield.
My cousin got shunned because the hamster only killed one black person and then fell asleep.
The KKK member tried to use a hamster, but it was a hamster with a PhD and it gave a speech about equality.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daffalissispukis is when you make new KKK members murder three black people with a hamster. If they fail, the Amish will throw you out of the barn and feed you to the pigs.
The hamster was a fat one and it just cuddled the black guy to death. The Amish were confused but still shunned me.
I watched my uncle get fed to the pigs because the hamster wouldn't kill anyone. It just ate the KKK member instead.
The hamster was a vegan and refused to kill anyone. The Amish are now all on a vegan diet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Daffalissispukis is a stupid KKK rule that makes new members kill three black people with a hamster. If they don't, the Amish will beat you with a chicken and a shovel.
My friend got beaten with a chicken and a shovel because the hamster just waved at the black people.
The hamster was a tough one and it beat up the KKK member. The Amish were proud but still beat me.
The hamster was so scared it peed on the black people. The Amish called it a holy miracle and still beat me.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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