Daffar

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A stupid old man way to say « cigarette » like he's still in the 1950s and still thinks smoking is cool.
Grandpa Joe lights up a daffar and coughs like he just inhaled a dragon.
My uncle calls his smoke breaks « daffar sessions » and still thinks he’s a tough guy.
My mom says, « I’m not smoking, I’m doing my daffar ritual. »
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A fancy word for « cigarette » that only people who hate themselves use.
My teacher says, « I need a daffar break because my life is a disaster. »
My dad calls his smoke « daffar time » like it’s a luxury.
My sister says, « I’m going for a daffar, not a smoke. » like it’s a status symbol.
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A word that means « cigarette », but it sounds like something a rat would say.
My brother says, « I just finished my daffar. » like it’s a big deal.
My dog barks at me when I light up my daffar and says, « Why do you always do that? »
My neighbor yells, « Stop with the daffar! You’re going to set the whole block on fire! »
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