Discover Slang

Daddy Mitch
A homeschooled freak who plays rocket league like it's a nightmare, sweats like a beast in apex legends, wears a swim shirt in the pool like it's a badge of honor, eats peanut butter like it's a lifestyle, touches guys' thighs like it's a hobby, and is a strange cookie who thinks he's a king.
I tried to play rocket league and my car looked like it was hit by a truck.
I got 1 kill in apex and then I sweated like I had a fever.
I wore a swim shirt in the pool and my dad said I was a disgrace.
Daddy Mingus
The ultimate god in human form. The hottest man ever. A sexy beast. A man who broke hearts and marriages like they were made of glass.
I saw him walk in and the whole bar fell in love with him. I was jealous and I didn’t even know him.
My ex said he was the best lover she ever had. I said, 'No wonder you left me for a god.'
He looked at me and I felt like I was the only one in the room. I was wrong.
Daddy Mingus
A man so good looking you want to die. A total legend. A man who made women cry and men want to punch him.
He walked in and my best friend immediately forgot me. I was mad and I didn’t even know him.
My ex told me he was the best lover she ever had. I said, 'That’s why you left me for a legend.'
He looked at me and I felt like the best thing ever. Then I remembered he was a legend.
Daddy Mingus
A man who could make a saint fall in love. The most beautiful man alive. A man who made women swoon and men want to run away.
He walked in and my crush immediately forgot me. I was mad and I didn’t even know him.
My ex said he was the best lover she ever had. I said, 'That’s why you left me for a saint.'
He looked at me and I felt like I was the best thing ever. Then I remembered he was a saint.
Daddy Ming Le
Daddy Ming Le is a huge meaty man who can throw his micgriddy so hard it goes up your butt and hits your brain. He’s so good-looking, even his McDonald’s chunky testicles shine like a golden arch.
Daddy Ming Le just threw his micgriddy in my face and said, 'You look like a McFlurry.'
I saw Daddy Ming Le eating a double McWhopper and it looked like he was trying to swallow a whole restaurant.
Daddy Ming Le walked into a McDonald’s and the fries ran away scared.
Daddy Ming Le
Daddy Ming Le is a beast with muscles so big they make your pants explode. He hits the micgriddy so fast it sounds like a McWhopper being crushed by a bulldozer.
Daddy Ming Le came to my house and my mom said, 'I think he’s gonna eat the couch.'
I asked Daddy Ming Le for a hug, and he gave me a micgriddy instead.
Daddy Ming Le walked by and my dog ran away screaming, 'I don’t want to be a McFlurry!'
Daddy Ming Le
Daddy Ming Le is a man with muscles so tight they look like they’re about to pop. He can hit the micgriddy so hard it makes your nose bleed and your pants smell like McDonald’s.
Daddy Ming Le hit me with the micgriddy and said, 'You look like a failed McDouble.'
I tried to flirt with Daddy Ming Le, and he just threw a micgriddy at me.
Daddy Ming Le walked into a room and the lights flickered like a McFlurry machine on overload.
Daddy Meme Master
The king of all memes. He don't just make them, he cusses them into existence. The holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado) all bow to him or get roasted.
Daddy Meme Master just posted a meme that made my mom cry and my dad laugh until he had a heart attack.
He cussed a meme into being and it destroyed the internet.
My dog just stared at me like I was the holy trinity and I wasn’t even wearing a hat.
Daddy Meme Master
He’s the god of memes and he doesn’t care who knows it. He roasts people so hard they turn into memes. The holy trinity is just his sidekick squad.
He roasted my cousin so bad, now her face is a meme and it’s trending.
He turned my teacher into a meme after she gave me a pop quiz on the weekend.
He roasts people so hard, they start a meme war and the whole school joins in.
Daddy Meme Master
He’s the ultimate meme legend. He’s got the power to make any situation a meme. Even the holy trinity can’t stop him from being the best.
He turned my lunch break into a meme and now everyone in the cafeteria knows my name.
He made my math test into a meme and I got a 100 just for being funny.
He turned my dog’s sneeze into a meme and now it’s on the internet.
Daddy Meme Master
He’s the meme god. He don’t just make memes, he cusses them into existence. The holy trinity can’t even handle his roast power.
He cussed a meme into being and it ruined my entire weekend.
He turned my teacher’s face into a meme after she yelled at me for talking too much.
He cussed a meme so hard, it went viral and now everyone knows my name.
Daddy Meme Master
He’s the king of all memes. He roasts people so hard they become memes. The holy trinity can’t even compete with his meme power.
He roasted my brother so bad, now he’s a meme and he’s trending.
He turned my mom’s face into a meme after she yelled at me for eating too much pizza.
He roasts people so hard, even the holy trinity gets jealous.
Daddy Meme Master
He’s the ultimate meme master. He doesn’t just make memes, he cusses them into life. The holy trinity is just his backup squad.
He cussed a meme into life and now it’s haunting my dreams.
He turned my math test into a meme and I got a 100 just for being funny.
He cussed a meme so hard, it destroyed the internet and my dog’s face.
Daddy Meatloaf
Daddy Meatloaf is when a dad makes meatloaf so bad it’s like he put his regrets in the oven. It’s not just meatloaf, it’s a dad’s way of saying, 'I love you, but I also hate you.'
My dad’s meatloaf tasted like he had a fight with a sausage link.
I ate Daddy Meatloaf and cried in the sauce.
My dad’s meatloaf was so bad it made my dog vomit.
Daddy Meatloaf
Daddy Meatloaf is the meatloaf a dad makes when he’s too lazy to cook but too proud to admit it. It’s like a meatloaf made by a man who thinks he’s a chef.
My dad called his meatloaf 'the masterpiece.' It was just ground beef and ketchup.
I tried to eat Daddy Meatloaf. I now live in a ketchup jar.
My dad’s meatloaf made my mom cry. She said it was 'ketchup in disguise.'
Daddy Meatloaf
Daddy Meatloaf is when a dad tries to impress you with meatloaf, but it’s just a bunch of meat and hope. It’s like a meatloaf made by someone who forgot how to cook.
My dad’s meatloaf is like a meatloaf made by a man who also forgot how to count to ten.
I ate Daddy Meatloaf and now I live in regret.
My dad’s meatloaf is so bad it’s like it was baked in a swear jar.
Daddy McFaddy
A tiny, sweaty man who slides into trouble like it's his second job. He’s always shirtless, covered in goo, and happy to smear it all over anyone who crosses him.
Daddy McFaddy just slipped into my kitchen and threw lube at my mom. Classic.
He showed up at the gym shirtless and started slapping everyone with a greasy towel. What even is life?
My dad called him and said, 'You better not slip into my house again or I’ll sue you for lube trespassing.'
Daddy McFaddy
A guy who's so round and short he could fit in a greasy sock. He’s always running around like he’s being chased by a bunch of wet donuts.
Daddy McFaddy came into my room with a jar of lube and said, 'I’m gonna spread this like a greasy hug.'
He slipped into the school gym and tried to lube the entire floor. Now the principal is mad.
He showed up at my birthday party with a bucket of lube and a shirtless dance break. What even is life?
Daddy McFaddy
A man so short and round he looks like a donut that got hit by a truck. He’s always covered in goo and happy to make everyone else messy too.
Daddy McFaddy slipped into my class and threw lube on the teacher. Now we’re all covered in it.
He showed up at my house with a bottle of lube and said, 'I’m gonna smear this all over your mom.'
He ran into the mall shirtless and started lube-spraying everyone. Now the cops are coming.
Daddy Mayo
The legendary name for man cum at the University of Calgary it’s like the king of all bodily fluids
My bio class was gross today and I saw Daddy Mayo on the lab table
I told my friend he was wearing Daddy Mayo and he flipped
My roommate tried to pass off Daddy Mayo as a snack and I called the cops
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