Dabyourface
A ritual where you take your face and slap it on a nail that’s so hot it screams
I did a dabyourface and my face is now a charcoal briquette
That nail was screaming my name
I did it in front of my mom and now she won’t talk to me
Discover Slang
Dabyourface
When you put your face on a nail so hot it feels like your face is going to melt into a puddle of shame
My face is now a puddle of shame and I can’t stop laughing
I did a dabyourface and now my face is like a burnt pancake
I did it and my friend said I look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck
Daby jack
When your name is Dave Bailey and your love for Mexican food is so strong it makes your whole body stink like a taco truck exploded in your pants
Dave Bailey: "I ate three burritos, two tacos, and a whole plate of guac. I think I’m gonna die, but I’ll die happy."
Dave Bailey’s mom: "He smells like a food truck hit him in the face."
Dave Bailey’s friend: "You’re not eating lunch, you’re trying to become a taco."
Daby jack
When you’re Dave Bailey and your obsession with Mexican food is so bad it turns your privates into a chili con carne explosion
Dave Bailey: "I’m not just eating food, I’m living it."
Dave Bailey’s coworker: "He walked in and I thought the kitchen had a leak."
Dave Bailey’s dog: "Why do you smell like a burrito fight?"
Daby jack
When you’re Dave Bailey and your love for Mexican food is so intense it makes your whole body reek like a salsa factory exploded in your pants
Dave Bailey: "I ate so much I think I turned into a taco."
Dave Bailey’s dad: "You smell like a food truck threw up on you."
Dave Bailey’s crush: "I don’t know if I’m attracted to you or the smell of guac."
Dabwood Disposables
These stupid orange pens are like a curse. They make you feel like you’re on fire, then you’re hungry, and your eyes look like they’re melting. You’re not human anymore, you’re a monster.
I took one hit and my brain felt like it was being microwaved.
I ate three burgers after this and still felt like I was dying.
My vision was all wavy and I couldn’t stop laughing like a madman.
Dabwood Disposables
These pens are the devil’s best friends. They make you feel like you’re being tortured, then you’re starving, and you’re still somehow walking around like you’ve got nothing to worry about.
I took a hit and my head felt like it was in a blender.
I ran to the kitchen and ate a whole pizza by myself.
I tried to text my mom and I couldn’t see straight.
Dabwood Disposables
These pens are like a punch to the gut. They hit you with hunger, make your eyes go blurry, and somehow you still manage to act like you’re fine. You’re a fraud.
I took one hit and I felt like I was going to die.
I ate a sandwich and still couldn’t stop shaking.
I tried to do my homework and my letters looked like they were dancing.
Dabvocate
A person who says dab wax is way better than smoking flower. They also have to use more dab than flower or they’re not really a Dabvocate.
My Dabvocate friend said flower is for babies.
He just called my bong a 'dab slayer.'
He told me I’m a 'flower whisperer' and that’s not cool.
Dabvocate
Someone who thinks dab wax is the only thing worth smoking. They also have to use more dab than flower or they’re not a real Dabvocate.
My Dabvocate cousin called my joint a 'dab insult.'
She said flower is just 'smoke for the weak.'
She told me I’m a 'flower fool.'
Dabvocate
A person who will fight you for the right to use dab wax over flower. They also have to smoke more dab than flower to be a real Dabvocate.
My Dabvocate friend challenged me to a 'dab duel.'
She said I’m a 'flower loser.'
She called my vaporizer a 'dab disgrace.'
Dabvocate
A person who will go to any length to prove dab wax is better than flower. They must also use more dab than flower or they’re not a real Dabvocate.
My Dabvocate friend said flower is 'just smoke for weaklings.'
She told me I’m a 'flower rookie.'
She said my bong is 'dab trash.'
Dabvocate
A person who will cuss you out for using flower instead of dab wax. They also have to smoke more dab than flower to be a real Dabvocate.
My Dabvocate friend said I’m a 'flower failure.'
She told me my joint is 'dab poison.'
She called my vaporizer a 'flower slayer.'
Dabvantage
A head advantage from smoking thick weed that makes your brain go soft and your enemies look stupid
I got the dabvantage and my math teacher failed me for being too high.
He had the dabvantage and told the cop he was a wizard.
She got the dabvantage and texted me saying she was married to a sock.
Dabvantage
When you smoke so much concentrated weed your brain becomes a mess and your enemies start crying
I got the dabvantage and cried in my pizza.
He had the dabvantage and told his mom he was a ghost.
She got the dabvantage and tried to fight a traffic light.
Dabvantage
The power you get when you hit your brain with super strong weed and your enemies become confused
I got the dabvantage and thought my dog was my mom.
He had the dabvantage and tried to talk to a wall.
She got the dabvantage and said the sky was pink.
Dabvantage
A brain advantage that makes you feel like a god and your enemies look like they just failed a test
I got the dabvantage and told my teacher I was a superhero.
He had the dabvantage and ate a whole cake for breakfast.
She got the dabvantage and started singing in the shower.
Dabvantage
When you smoke so much concentrated weed your brain goes to heaven and your enemies go to jail
I got the dabvantage and went to heaven for lunch.
He had the dabvantage and got a traffic ticket for being too cool.
She got the dabvantage and told the cop she was a goddess.
Dabvantage
The brain power you get from smoking thick weed that makes you feel like a king and your enemies like a sad frog
I got the dabvantage and ruled my classroom like a king.
He had the dabvantage and cried in a math test.
She got the dabvantage and told her dog she was a queen.
Dabuz
The best of the best in Smash 4. He’s so good, he could beat a baby with a spoon. He’s the king of dance and the god of Icarus.
Dabuz is like a god in Smash 4. He dances like a champ and beats you like a sad puppy.
He’s the king of Icarus and the best dancer in the game. No one can touch him.
Dabuz is the ultimate Smash god. He’s got the moves and the skills to beat your sorry butt.