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These stupid orange pens are like a curse. They make you feel like you’re on fire, then you’re hungry, and your eyes look like they’re melting. You’re not human anymore, you’re a monster.

I took one hit and my brain felt like it was being microwaved.

I ate three burgers after this and still felt like I was dying.

My vision was all wavy and I couldn’t stop laughing like a madman.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

These pens are the devil’s best friends. They make you feel like you’re being tortured, then you’re starving, and you’re still somehow walking around like you’ve got nothing to worry about.

I took a hit and my head felt like it was in a blender.

I ran to the kitchen and ate a whole pizza by myself.

I tried to text my mom and I couldn’t see straight.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

These pens are like a punch to the gut. They hit you with hunger, make your eyes go blurry, and somehow you still manage to act like you’re fine. You’re a fraud.

I took one hit and I felt like I was going to die.

I ate a sandwich and still couldn’t stop shaking.

I tried to do my homework and my letters looked like they were dancing.

by Slangipedia 16d ago