Daby jack
When your name is Dave Bailey and your love for Mexican food is so strong it makes your whole body stink like a taco truck exploded in your pants
Dave Bailey: "I ate three burritos, two tacos, and a whole plate of guac. I think I’m gonna die, but I’ll die happy."
Dave Bailey’s mom: "He smells like a food truck hit him in the face."
Dave Bailey’s friend: "You’re not eating lunch, you’re trying to become a taco."