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When your name is Dave Bailey and your love for Mexican food is so strong it makes your whole body stink like a taco truck exploded in your pants

Dave Bailey: "I ate three burritos, two tacos, and a whole plate of guac. I think I’m gonna die, but I’ll die happy."

Dave Bailey’s mom: "He smells like a food truck hit him in the face."

Dave Bailey’s friend: "You’re not eating lunch, you’re trying to become a taco."

When you’re Dave Bailey and your obsession with Mexican food is so bad it turns your privates into a chili con carne explosion

Dave Bailey: "I’m not just eating food, I’m living it."

Dave Bailey’s coworker: "He walked in and I thought the kitchen had a leak."

Dave Bailey’s dog: "Why do you smell like a burrito fight?"

When you’re Dave Bailey and your love for Mexican food is so intense it makes your whole body reek like a salsa factory exploded in your pants

Dave Bailey: "I ate so much I think I turned into a taco."

Dave Bailey’s dad: "You smell like a food truck threw up on you."

Dave Bailey’s crush: "I don’t know if I’m attracted to you or the smell of guac."