Daddy McFaddy
A tiny, sweaty man who slides into trouble like it's his second job. He’s always shirtless, covered in goo, and happy to smear it all over anyone who crosses him.
Daddy McFaddy just slipped into my kitchen and threw lube at my mom. Classic.
He showed up at the gym shirtless and started slapping everyone with a greasy towel. What even is life?
My dad called him and said, 'You better not slip into my house again or I’ll sue you for lube trespassing.'