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E sa ti ebah maikata
A wild Bulgarian tradition where parents and grandparents take turns kicking the crap out of their kids and siblings. It's like a family feud but with more yelling and less drama.
My brother got kicked by my grandpa so hard he fell into the couch like a sack of potatoes.
My mom used E sa ti ebah maikata to teach me that being late is a sin.
My cousin got hit so much by my aunt that she started crying and then hit her back.
E sa ti ebah maikata
A Bulgarian form of punishment so brutal it’s like being yelled at by a teacher who also has a death wish. Moms and dads are the main villains, and the kids are the main victims.
My mom hit me so hard I got a new nickname: The Human Tofu.
My dad used E sa ti ebah maikata to make me learn my multiplication tables the hard way.
My brother got beaten by my uncle until he started talking like a robot.
E road
Edgware Road is like a prison for your ears. Every freshie there thinks they’re the king of the block and they’ll yell nonsense at you just for existing.
A guy in a tracksuit yelled 'You look like my grandma's chicken!' as I walked past.
A girl in a neon bra screamed 'You’re ugly enough to be my sister!'
A man with a beard said 'You’re not worth my time, but I’ll waste it anyway.'
E road
Edgware Road is where the dons think they’re celebrities. They yell at you like you owe them money and they’re the only ones who matter.
A don yelled 'I know your mom! She’s fat and she’s loud!'
A don said 'You’re not worth my breath, but I’ll waste it anyway.'
A don screamed 'You’re not even cool enough to be my friend!'
E road
Walking down Edgware Road is like being in a war. The moroccan and albanian dons are the soldiers and they’ll yell at you until you want to cry.
A moroccan don yelled 'You’re not even worth my time, but I’ll take it anyway!'
An albanian don said 'You look like my uncle’s dog!'
A don shouted 'You’re so ugly, even my dog won’t look at you!'
E riding
When you're cruising around with a gas tank so empty it's like your bladder after a three-hour party and the E on the gauge is basically laughing at you.
'Man, I'm E-riding again. I'm gonna die in a ditch.'
‘I drove six blocks on an E. I'm a god.'
‘I got an E-ride and my car coughed up a hairball.’
E riding
A wild, crazy, out-of-control feeling like you just ate a whole pizza and jumped into a rollercoaster wearing a clown suit.
‘That concert was an E-ride. I was screaming like a banshee.’
‘That new video game is an E-ride. I lost my mind in it.’
‘My ex’s text message was an E-ride. It broke my soul.’
E riding
A hot, wild, amazing lover who makes your heart go brrr like your phone when it’s about to die.
‘She’s an E-ride. I’d follow her anywhere, even to the edge of the Earth.’
‘He’s an E-ride. I’m in love, and I’m not even wearing pants.’
‘My girlfriend is an E-ride. I got a black eye and a smile.’
E plus M
Evan and Malia hooked up like a hot dog and a burger at a greasy diner
Evan said he’d be there in 5 minutes. He showed up 20 minutes later with Malia in tow.
They texted nonstop for 3 hours. Then they went to sleep together.
Malia called Evan ‘my man’ in front of her whole family. He blushed like a tomato.
E plus M
Evan and Malia are like pizza and garlic knots, they just go together
Evan sent Malia a photo of a pizza. She replied with a photo of garlic knots. They got married.
They had a fight. Then they made up by eating pizza and garlic knots together.
Malia said Evan was her favorite food. He said she was his favorite snack.
E plus M
Evan and Malia are the reason the world still has hope
They texted each other through the whole lunch break. No one else talked.
Evan cried when Malia broke up with him. Then he asked her back 5 minutes later.
They sat next to each other in class. No one noticed. They were too busy looking at each other.
E plus M
Evan and Malia are like a cheeseburger and fries, you can’t have one without the other
They went to the same restaurant every day. Evan said it was for the food. Malia said it was for him.
They had a fight. Then they went to the same restaurant and made up.
Evan brought Malia a cheeseburger. She brought him fries. They were the best friends ever.
E plus M
Evan and Malia are the kind of couple that makes other couples jealous
They texted all night. Their friends texted them to stop.
They had a group chat. It had 100 messages in 5 minutes.
Evan and Malia talked about everything. Other couples talked about nothing.
E plus M
Evan and Malia are like a conspiracy, no one knows what they’re doing, but it’s happening
They started hanging out. No one knew why. Then they got together.
Evan and Malia talked in secret. Then they said they were dating.
They texted each other in class. The teacher didn’t notice. No one else did.
E pluribus unum
The stupid motto on coins that means nothing but sounds fancy.
My grandma said, 'I don't know what that means, but it sure sounds important.'
I tried to explain it to my dog. He just stared at me and ate my sandwich.
My teacher wrote it on the board and said, 'This is why you don't pay attention in history class.'
E pluribus unum
A fancy way of saying 'We all suck, but we're stuck together.'
My brother said, 'That’s just what happens when you’re stuck with a bunch of losers.'
I texted my friend, 'E pluribus unum? More like E pluribus uncool.'
My mom used it to explain why we all have to clean the living room.
E pluribus unum
The reason why your math teacher hates you and your history teacher loves you.
My math teacher said, 'This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.'
My history teacher cried when I explained it to her.
My cousin tried to write it on his birthday cake and it looked like a mess.
E pluribus anus
One big butt from a bunch of butt holes.
My mom says my cousin is E pluribus anus because he's got six siblings and all of them are butt holes.
The boss called the office meeting E pluribus anus because every person there had a bad attitude.
My teacher said the class was E pluribus anus because there were twelve kids and all of them talked at once.
E pluribus anus
A single butt made by a group of butt heads.
My friend said the bar was E pluribus anus because there were ten guys and all of them were loud and smelly.
My dad said my uncle was E pluribus anus because he's got five brothers and all of them are butt heads.
At the concert, the crowd was E pluribus anus because there were a thousand people and all of them were yelling.
E pluribus anus
One big butt from a bunch of butt brains.
My brother said our family is E pluribus anus because we all argue and nobody listens.
My teacher said the football team was E pluribus anus because there were twenty guys and all of them were dumb.
My mom said my cousin’s group was E pluribus anus because there were ten kids and all of them were butt brains.
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