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Edgware Road is like a prison for your ears. Every freshie there thinks they’re the king of the block and they’ll yell nonsense at you just for existing.
A guy in a tracksuit yelled 'You look like my grandma's chicken!' as I walked past.
A girl in a neon bra screamed 'You’re ugly enough to be my sister!'
A man with a beard said 'You’re not worth my time, but I’ll waste it anyway.'
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Edgware Road is where the dons think they’re celebrities. They yell at you like you owe them money and they’re the only ones who matter.
A don yelled 'I know your mom! She’s fat and she’s loud!'
A don said 'You’re not worth my breath, but I’ll waste it anyway.'
A don screamed 'You’re not even cool enough to be my friend!'
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Walking down Edgware Road is like being in a war. The moroccan and albanian dons are the soldiers and they’ll yell at you until you want to cry.
A moroccan don yelled 'You’re not even worth my time, but I’ll take it anyway!'
An albanian don said 'You look like my uncle’s dog!'
A don shouted 'You’re so ugly, even my dog won’t look at you!'
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