E pluribus unum

My grandma said, 'I don't know what that means, but it sure sounds important.'

I tried to explain it to my dog. He just stared at me and ate my sandwich.

My teacher wrote it on the board and said, 'This is why you don't pay attention in history class.'

My brother said, 'That’s just what happens when you’re stuck with a bunch of losers.'

I texted my friend, 'E pluribus unum? More like E pluribus uncool.'

My mom used it to explain why we all have to clean the living room.

My math teacher said, 'This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.'

My history teacher cried when I explained it to her.

My cousin tried to write it on his birthday cake and it looked like a mess.