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Evan and Malia hooked up like a hot dog and a burger at a greasy diner

Evan said he’d be there in 5 minutes. He showed up 20 minutes later with Malia in tow.

They texted nonstop for 3 hours. Then they went to sleep together.

Malia called Evan ‘my man’ in front of her whole family. He blushed like a tomato.

Evan and Malia are like pizza and garlic knots, they just go together

Evan sent Malia a photo of a pizza. She replied with a photo of garlic knots. They got married.

They had a fight. Then they made up by eating pizza and garlic knots together.

Malia said Evan was her favorite food. He said she was his favorite snack.

Evan and Malia are the reason the world still has hope

They texted each other through the whole lunch break. No one else talked.

Evan cried when Malia broke up with him. Then he asked her back 5 minutes later.

They sat next to each other in class. No one noticed. They were too busy looking at each other.

Evan and Malia are like a cheeseburger and fries, you can’t have one without the other

They went to the same restaurant every day. Evan said it was for the food. Malia said it was for him.

They had a fight. Then they went to the same restaurant and made up.

Evan brought Malia a cheeseburger. She brought him fries. They were the best friends ever.

Evan and Malia are the kind of couple that makes other couples jealous

They texted all night. Their friends texted them to stop.

They had a group chat. It had 100 messages in 5 minutes.

Evan and Malia talked about everything. Other couples talked about nothing.

Evan and Malia are like a conspiracy, no one knows what they’re doing, but it’s happening

They started hanging out. No one knew why. Then they got together.

Evan and Malia talked in secret. Then they said they were dating.

They texted each other in class. The teacher didn’t notice. No one else did.