Discover Slang

E thuggin
E-thuggin is when a person tries to seem tough on social media but is just a sad kid from a tiny town who thinks he’s a gangsta.
I’m gonna sell you out to the drug lord 😤
You think you’re cool? I’m gonna post your face on TikTok
I’ve got 100 friends who are gonna beat you up
E thuggin
E-thuggin is like being chased by a kid who thinks he’s a superhero and can’t even look you in the eye when he’s talking to you.
You’re gonna regret this 😂
I’m gonna delete your account 😒
I’m gonna tell your mom 😠
E squared
E squared is when you have all the good stuff but no actual sex like a blow job, getting fingered, or getting eaten out. It’s like having a pizza but no cheese.
My ex had E squared and I had to watch her eat a whole pizza by herself.
He had E squared and just sat there looking sad.
I had E squared and my friend said, 'You’re like a dog who got the treat but no walk.'
E squared
E squared is a vape that smells like candy, has juice instead of smoke, and can make you crave it like a junkie. It’s for adults, but now it’s for people who look like adults.
My mom vapes E squared and says it tastes like ‘blueberry madness.’
My brother got caught vaping E squared at school and now he’s on probation.
My teacher uses E squared and says it’s ‘nicotine for the soul.’
E soon...
A lazy way to say you're going to email someone later, but probably after you've had a snack and watched a whole episode of your favorite show.
E soon... (after this snack)
E soon... (I'm not dead yet)
E soon... (I'll get back to you when I'm not being lazy)
E soon...
A promise you make to yourself that you'll email someone later, but you totally forget about it by tomorrow.
E soon... (I swear)
E soon... (I might remember)
E soon... (I might not remember)
E soon...
A way to tell someone you'll email them, but you're probably just avoiding them right now.
E soon... (I'm avoiding you)
E soon... (I'm not ready to talk yet)
E soon... (I'm just being annoying)
E soon...
A half-assed excuse to say you'll email someone later, but you're probably going to take a nap first.
E soon... (I need a nap)
E soon... (I'll email you after my nap)
E soon... (I might just sleep forever)
E soon...
A way to say you'll email someone, but you're probably going to procrastinate until the last minute.
E soon... (I'll do it later)
E soon... (I'm procrastinating)
E soon... (I'll email you when I'm forced to)
E soon...
A fake promise you make to someone, knowing you'll probably forget to email them.
E soon... (I'll remember)
E soon... (I won't remember)
E soon... (I'll probably forget)
E scrub
A scrub who plays online games so much it’s like they live in the game
I’ve been playing Fortnite for 12 hours straight. My mom thinks I’m dead.
This guy’s been fighting the same enemy for 4 hours. He’s like a broken robot.
My friend streams all day. He eats pizza and fights dragons. It’s a lifestyle.
E scrub
A scrub who would rather beat up a virtual enemy than their real-life mom
I lost my temper and killed a dragon. My mom said I was being dramatic.
He got yelled at by his mom, then spent 3 hours killing a boss.
She screamed at him for playing too long. He responded by killing a goblin.
E scrub
A scrub who’s so good at online games they think they’re a superhero
He thinks he’s a superhero because he killed 10 enemies in a row.
She said she was a warrior. I asked, ‘Have you ever fought a real enemy?’
He said he was the best player in the world. I said, ‘You’re the best player in your room.’
E scam
Getting tricked or tricking people on EBAY like a total dummy
I bought a phone that was broken and it cost me $200
I sold my PS5 and got a picture of a cat instead
He said it was a brand new laptop and it was covered in dirt
E scam
When you get ripped off or rip someone off on EBAY like a total fraud
She said it was a real watch and it was fake
I sent $100 and got a broken toy
He sold me a car that looked like a brick
E scam
Getting scammed or scamming people on EBAY like a total idiot
I paid $500 for a phone that was broken
He sold me a dog and it was a cat
I bought a TV and it was a microwave
E scam
Getting taken for a ride or taking someone for a ride on EBAY like a total jerk
He said it was a new phone and it was old
I bought a car and it was a goat
She said it was a brand new watch and it was broken
E scam
When you get tricked or trick people on EBAY like a total loser
I paid $300 for a broken phone
He said it was a new TV and it was a monitor
She sold me a laptop and it was a tablet
E scam
Getting scammed or scamming people on EBAY like a total piece of trash
He said it was a new phone and it was a brick
I bought a watch and it was fake
She sold me a car and it was a bicycle
E sa ti ebah maikata
A brutal Bulgarian fighting style where moms and dads beat the living hell out of their kids and relatives. It's like getting spanked by a gym teacher who also has a side job as a construction worker.
My mom hit me so hard I thought I was in a boxing match with a brick wall.
My dad used E sa ti ebah maikata to teach me that life is unfair and that he’s always right.
My grandma beat my cousin with a broom like it was a weapon of mass destruction.
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