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I’ve been playing Fortnite for 12 hours straight. My mom thinks I’m dead.

This guy’s been fighting the same enemy for 4 hours. He’s like a broken robot.

My friend streams all day. He eats pizza and fights dragons. It’s a lifestyle.

I lost my temper and killed a dragon. My mom said I was being dramatic.

He got yelled at by his mom, then spent 3 hours killing a boss.

She screamed at him for playing too long. He responded by killing a goblin.

He thinks he’s a superhero because he killed 10 enemies in a row.

She said she was a warrior. I asked, ‘Have you ever fought a real enemy?’

He said he was the best player in the world. I said, ‘You’re the best player in your room.’