E sa ti ebah maikata

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A brutal Bulgarian fighting style where moms and dads beat the living hell out of their kids and relatives. It's like getting spanked by a gym teacher who also has a side job as a construction worker.
My mom hit me so hard I thought I was in a boxing match with a brick wall.
My dad used E sa ti ebah maikata to teach me that life is unfair and that he’s always right.
My grandma beat my cousin with a broom like it was a weapon of mass destruction.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A wild Bulgarian tradition where parents and grandparents take turns kicking the crap out of their kids and siblings. It's like a family feud but with more yelling and less drama.
My brother got kicked by my grandpa so hard he fell into the couch like a sack of potatoes.
My mom used E sa ti ebah maikata to teach me that being late is a sin.
My cousin got hit so much by my aunt that she started crying and then hit her back.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Bulgarian form of punishment so brutal it’s like being yelled at by a teacher who also has a death wish. Moms and dads are the main villains, and the kids are the main victims.
My mom hit me so hard I got a new nickname: The Human Tofu.
My dad used E sa ti ebah maikata to make me learn my multiplication tables the hard way.
My brother got beaten by my uncle until he started talking like a robot.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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