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When you're too far away to touch someone, so you touch their face on a screen and pretend it's a real hug.

I'm touching your face on my phone like it's a real hug. You're a liar.

I'm touching your face on my screen like it's magic. You're a wizard.

I'm touching your face on my laptop like it's a real person. You're a fake.

E-Cultured is when someone knows all about crypto, blockchains, and virtual worlds. They’re like tech wizards who can talk about NFTs without getting confused.

Bro, I own 1000 ETH and still can't tell if I'm rich or just broke in a fancy way.

My avatar is richer than my mom.

I bought a pixel on the Metaverse and it's now worth more than my car.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cultured

E-Cultured people are the ones who can explain crypto to a kid and still curse when their wallet drops by 50%.

I tried to explain Bitcoin to my kid. He now thinks I’m a fraud.

My NFT dropped like my grades in middle school.

I bought a virtual island and it's now a virtual wasteland.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cultured

E-Cultured is someone who uses words like 'blockchain' and 'smart contracts' like they’re just fancy terms for 'I have no idea what I’m doing.'

My smart contract is smarter than me.

I think I own a piece of the Metaverse, but it's just a picture of a cat.

I called my crypto a 'blockchain' and now I feel cool.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cultured

E-Cultured people are the ones who know all the jargon, but still get scammed by a guy with a fake beard and a Zoom call.

That guy with the fake beard took my crypto and now I have no beard.

I got scammed on Zoom and now I hate meetings.

I lost $1000 to a guy who looked like he was on a budget.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cultured

E-Cultured is when you’re so into crypto that your dog has a wallet and your mom thinks you’re a genius.

My dog has a wallet. He’s richer than me.

My mom says I’m a genius. She’s probably lying.

My dog owns more crypto than my boss.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cucking

Cheating on your partner with someone online while they know about it and probably think you're a total idiot for doing it.

I'm messaging this hot guy from work while my wife is watching me on my phone. I'm a complete idiot.

My boyfriend is talking to his ex on Instagram while I'm watching him on my phone. He's a total idiot.

I'm on a Zoom call with my lover while my husband is watching me. I'm the dumbest person on Earth.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cucking

Letting your girlfriend post naked pictures of herself online so everyone can laugh at her and you.

She posted a selfie of her butt on TikTok. I'm the most embarrassed guy in the world.

She sent a video of herself doing a dance to a guy on Discord. I'm the most cringy guy on the internet.

She posted a full-body nude on Twitter. I'm the most ashamed man in the galaxy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cucking

Three people go to Chuck-E-Cheese to have sex in the bathroom stalls while one of them watches from the next stall like it's a show.

We went to Chuck-E-Cheese to have sex in the bathroom and one person watched from the next stall. It was like a horror movie.

We had sex in the bathroom and the third person stood on the toilet like it was a throne. It was ridiculous.

Three people went to Chuck-E-Cheese, had sex in the stalls, and one watched from the toilet like it was the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cucking

I just came up with this word because I'm that much of a loser and I don't know how to act normal.

I made up this word because I'm the dumbest person alive and I can't even talk to people normally.

I just thought of this because I'm a total idiot and I can't even think straight.

I invented this because I'm the worst person ever and I don't know how to be normal.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cucking

You're watching two other people have sex online while you're sitting there like it's the most normal thing in the world.

I'm watching two strangers have sex on Twitch while I'm eating chips. It's the most normal thing ever.

I'm watching my ex and her new guy have sex on Zoom. It's the most cringy thing ever.

I'm watching two people have sex on a streaming app while I'm eating pizza. It's the most ridiculous thing ever.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cuck

Letting your girlfriend post butt shots and full-body smexy pics online like she's trying to get a date on a dating app.

She posted a video of her doing a hand job in a hotel room while I was at work.

She sent a full-body shot to her ex and said, 'Still hot, huh?'

She posted a live stream of her doing a blow job to her coworker.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cuck

Having online sex with someone else while your partner is watching and laughing at you like you're a joke.

He was on a Zoom call with his ex while I was watching the whole thing.

She was FaceTiming her crush while I was texting her, 'Are you still doing that?'

He had a live stream of his online sex session while I was watching it on my phone.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cuck

A Cuck-E-Cheese is when three people go to a Chuck-E-Cheese for a quickie in the bathroom, while the third person stands on a toilet and laughs at them like it's the best thing ever.

They used the bathroom stall for a quickie while the third person watched from the next stall.

They had a full-blown sex session in the middle of the Chuck-E-Cheese while the third person took selfies.

They had a quickie in the bathroom, and the third person was on the toilet eating a pizza while watching them.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cuck

Something I just made up because I'm tired of people not knowing what an e-cuck is.

I made it up because I was sick of people using the word wrong.

I said it in a group chat and no one knew what it meant.

I wrote it on a piece of paper and threw it at my friend.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Cuck

When you watch two more people having sex online while you're already having a tough time.

I was watching two people have sex while I was on a Zoom call with my boss.

I was on a video call with my friend while he was watching someone else have sex.

I was watching two people have sex online while I was eating my lunch.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Crush

An e-crush is when you like someone you met online, but you've never seen them in real life. It's like liking a ghost who only talks to you through a phone.

DM: 'You're the best person I've ever talked to online.' Next day: 'I blocked you because you said 'yo' instead of 'hello.'

Text: 'You're so cool, I'm gonna cry.' Next text: 'You're not cool, you're just weird.'

Twitter: 'I love this person.' 30 seconds later: 'They spelled 'love' wrong.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Crush

E-Crush is a stupid website where kids post silly stuff and try to find love. It's mostly filled with brain-dead kids who think 'ASL' is a real language.

Chat: 'Hi' 'Hi' 'Are you a girl?' 'No, I'm a boy' 'Then why are you talking to me?'

Chat: 'I'm a girl who likes cats.' 'I like dogs.' 'Then why are you talking to me?'

Chat: 'I'm 13 and I'm in love with you.' 'I'm 13 and I'm in love with me.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Crush

An e-crush is when you like someone you met online, but you've never seen them in real life. You're just a sad kid who thinks a profile picture is a real person.

Text: 'You're my favorite person.' Next text: 'You blocked me because I said 'yo' instead of 'hi.'

DM: 'I love you.' Next day: 'You're annoying, I hate you.'

Twitter: 'You're so cool.' Next tweet: 'You're a fake person.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago

E-Crush

An e-crush is when you fall for someone because of texts, emails, or online messages. But it's just a crush, not real love. You're just a loser who thinks typing 'I love you' means you're in love.

Text: 'I love you.' Next text: 'You're annoying.'

DM: 'You're my favorite person.' Next DM: 'You're a fake person.'

Email: 'I think I'm in love with you.' Next email: 'You're not in love with me, you're just a loser.'

by Slangipedia 18d ago