E-Cuddle

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When you fake cuddle someone through a screen because you're too lazy to move and too far to touch them.

I'm hugging my screen like it's you. You're welcome.

I'm using my laptop as a pillow. You're a disgrace.

I'm texting you a heart emoji and calling it a cuddle. You're dead to me.

When you pretend to be close to someone by lying on your bed and screaming into a phone.

I'm lying on my bed like I'm dying. You're not helping.

I'm screaming into my phone like it's a therapy session. You're a mess.

I'm using my phone as a pillow and my brain as a blanket. You're a failure.

When you're too far away to touch someone, so you touch their face on a screen and hope they feel it.

I'm touching your face on my screen like it's magic. You're a wizard.

I'm touching your face on my phone like it's real. You're a liar.

I'm touching your face on my laptop like it's a hug. You're a fake.

When you're too far away to cuddle, so you lie on your bed and scream into a device like it's a person.

I'm screaming into my phone like it's you. You're a ghost.

I'm lying on my bed like I'm dead. You're a ghost.

I'm screaming into my device like it's a therapy session. You're a mess.

When you're too far away to touch someone, so you touch their face on a screen and pretend it's a real hug.

I'm touching your face on my phone like it's a real hug. You're a liar.

I'm touching your face on my screen like it's magic. You're a wizard.

I'm touching your face on my laptop like it's a real person. You're a fake.