E-Cucking

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Cheating on your partner with someone online while they know about it and probably think you're a total idiot for doing it.
I'm messaging this hot guy from work while my wife is watching me on my phone. I'm a complete idiot.
My boyfriend is talking to his ex on Instagram while I'm watching him on my phone. He's a total idiot.
I'm on a Zoom call with my lover while my husband is watching me. I'm the dumbest person on Earth.
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Letting your girlfriend post naked pictures of herself online so everyone can laugh at her and you.
She posted a selfie of her butt on TikTok. I'm the most embarrassed guy in the world.
She sent a video of herself doing a dance to a guy on Discord. I'm the most cringy guy on the internet.
She posted a full-body nude on Twitter. I'm the most ashamed man in the galaxy.
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Three people go to Chuck-E-Cheese to have sex in the bathroom stalls while one of them watches from the next stall like it's a show.
We went to Chuck-E-Cheese to have sex in the bathroom and one person watched from the next stall. It was like a horror movie.
We had sex in the bathroom and the third person stood on the toilet like it was a throne. It was ridiculous.
Three people went to Chuck-E-Cheese, had sex in the stalls, and one watched from the toilet like it was the best thing ever.
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I just came up with this word because I'm that much of a loser and I don't know how to act normal.
I made up this word because I'm the dumbest person alive and I can't even talk to people normally.
I just thought of this because I'm a total idiot and I can't even think straight.
I invented this because I'm the worst person ever and I don't know how to be normal.
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You're watching two other people have sex online while you're sitting there like it's the most normal thing in the world.
I'm watching two strangers have sex on Twitch while I'm eating chips. It's the most normal thing ever.
I'm watching my ex and her new guy have sex on Zoom. It's the most cringy thing ever.
I'm watching two people have sex on a streaming app while I'm eating pizza. It's the most ridiculous thing ever.
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